Useless Fireworks

Ron’s SportsCenter audition. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This Fourth of July celebration sort of reminds me of my early sex life:  short burst, low performance and unmet expectations.  The exception, of course, being that there weren’t any spectators at my events.

In the words of the immortal Ron Burgundy, “Stay classy, San Diego“.

And so it goes.

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